Anonymous whispered:
you fuckinng dumbasses are wearing glasses during sex?

newtgeiszler:

hyrude:

am i expected to find the g spot by echolocation? 

you looking inside the pussy with your eyes? you crawling in there like antman?

Anonymous whispered:
you fuckinng dumbasses are wearing glasses during sex?

newtgeiszler:

hyrude:

am i expected to find the g spot by echolocation? 

you looking inside the pussy with your eyes? you crawling in there like antman?

whitmerule:

architectofimagination:

redarmyscreaming:

ourprairiedog:

cherenkovbouquet:

@inhighcotton

Mad Max level.

Make Car Go Now!

I was not prepared for how cool these guys are

Meanwhile, in Australia…

These are people of the Warlpiri nation in northern Australia, and the footage is from a docudrama called Bush Mechanics, from 2001. Here’s the write-up on Wikipedia, or you can find plenty of the show on youtube.

evilbuildingsblog:

Apple’s new “Privacy” ad creates dystopian effect by appearing to constantly record me in my apartment across the street

your-royal-momoness:

sokka-with-his-hair-down:

icaruspendragon:

“I’m about to celebrate becoming an only child.”

Eugene Lee Yang is the hero we didn’t deserve but we all needed

Excuse me he uses a blue cloth for Azula’s lightning and an orange one for Zuko’s fire I AM DEAD

bogleech:

bramblesand:

People, especially games, get eldritch madness wrong a lot and it’s really such a shame.

An ant doesn’t start babbling when they see a circuit board. They find it strange, to them it is a landscape of strange angles and humming monoliths. They may be scared, but that is not madness.

Madness comes when the ant, for a moment, can see as a human does.

It understands those markings are words, symbols with meaning, like a pheromone but infinitely more complex. It can travel unimaginable distances, to lands unlike anything it has seen before. It knows of mirth, embarrassment, love, concepts unimaginable before this moment, and then…

It’s an ant again.

Echoes of things it cannot comprehend swirl around its mind. It cannot make use of this knowledge, but it still remembers. How is it supposed to return to its life? The more the ant saw the harder it is for it to forget. It needs to see it again, understand again. It will do anything to show others, to show itself, nothing else in this tiny world matters.

This is madness.

Thank you for this good PSA because I’m still seeing sincere, published, professional writers doing “ahhhhh oh no this monster was SO UGLY i’m mentally ill now!”

Anonymous whispered:

theres a toucan outside my window, can you give me a sweet fact about toucans so i can say heey this buddys sweet :)

bunjywunjy:

no but I can give you a really weird fact!

see, unlike almost every other bird of the planet, toucans are completely unable to grow down feathers.

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that might sound a little nonsensical, but down feathers are the fluffy underlayer that other birds have between their regular flight feathers and their skin! this layer of fluff provides the birds with extra insulation and shock absorption, and are so damn good at their job that humans regularly steal them for use in jackets and pillows.

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oops?

and since toucans just straight don’t have this layer under their body feathers, you can actually see their translucent skin under there if you hold them right!

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(most bird skin is translucent, you just can’t see it like this because there’s down in the way. unless the bird in question is a toucan. weirdos.)

but more importantly, down USUALLY serves as insulation for vulnerable chicks, and is replaced/covered up as the chick’s body feathers grow in!

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BUT NOT TOUCANS. baby toucans are born completely naked-o, and they stay that way until their body feathers decide to show up.

which looks really weird, actually.

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in timelapse, it looks like a chorus of tiny old men spontaneously grew their own tuxedos.

but anyway this really has no bearing on your day-to-day life, but the next time you see one of these:

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just know that they’re hiding a REALLY WEIRD secret under there.

willow:

Ummmm I’m sensitive

gayteensupreme:

rat-on-fire:

rat-on-fire:

yes i’m a gifted kid

g- gay

i- illiterate

f- fucked over

t- touchstarved

e- exhausted

d- disappointment

why the fuck is this post still getting notes

because we were all called gifted kids and now we’re gay illiterate fucked over touchstarved exhausted disappointments you do realise you made a post about like 90% of tumblr dot com